Relax and spend some time with us.
Have some laughs
and make yourself at home.
It's all going on in the kitchen.

FUNNIEST CFST JOKES

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens
would not work in zero gravity. To combat the
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and
$12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any
surface, and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

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